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60 Interesting Would You Rather Questions

If you’ve ever been on a very long road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you’ve likely played “Would You Rather.”

The rules are amazingly simple and universally understood. But on the off-chance you’re seeing us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game works: You start by posing a predicament of two equally horrifying-looking (or occasionally equally enticing options to the other player.

You then smirk as the other player wrestles with this kind of impossible scenario. Once they pick the things that they consider to be the less dreadful of two atrocious situations, it is their turn to develop a predicament for you.

The game is a regular section on the Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast. Celebrity guests including Ice T and Bernie Sanders are asked by host Scott Aukerman to select the things that they believe to be the best of two horrendous scenarios. The questions are nutty and dreadful: “Would you rather eat a whole Christmas tree, or have all of your children have Jim Carrey’s face from The Grinch tattooed on their chests?” is one question Aukerman modeled to comic Patton Oswalt.

The beauty of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game requires no advance knowledge and no skills outside a little creativity. But it is only as enjoyable as the folks you play with. There is no denying that the more illogical and sometimes X rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more enjoyable it becomes.

For a little inspiration, here are some uncomfortable proposals compiled from Reddit,, plus our sick, sick imaginations.

Interesting Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather acquire pounds or be banned from the internet for a month?

Would you rather an unrecognizable kid picture of you be the subject of a depraved internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Daughter that continues for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?

Would you rather accidentally “like” a two-year-old picture of your significant other’s ex-husband whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or accidentally send a sext to your mother?

Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you’re prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission every time you have sex?

Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the universe of Harry Potter?

Would you rather live in the universe of Star Wars or cure a rare kind of cancer?

When you die, would you rather have your charge card statement or your Google search history released?

Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or allergic to smartphones?

Would you rather be in a real life version of The Walking Dead or a real life version of Game of Thrones?

Would you rather be forever banned from Tinder or be forever banned from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you reside?

Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you’ve taken in the past year (without filters or have your personal email hacked?

Would you rather lose the ability to vote in elections or the capacity to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or enjoying their photographs on Instagram?

Would you rather have the capacity to find out why someone you’re dating phantoms on you or the capacity to see genuine phantoms?

Would you rather lose all the photographs you’ve taken on your own smartphone this year or lose all the books you possess?

Would you rather acquire buddies in real life or , followers on Twitter?

Who would you rather bring back from the dead:

Would you rather be catfished or the victim of identify theft?

Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percentage raise on the job or keep your smartphone and also the same wages?

Would you rather be able to select the individual who becomes the next President of the United States or the person who directs Star Wars: Episode X?

Would you rather be forced to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other java for the rest of your own life or only LaCroix for the rest of your own life?

Would you rather be forced to host a big dinner party and invite everyone you left-swiped on Tinder or have brunch with the last person who called you out on Twitter?

Would you rather lose your capability to text or lose your skill to give a high five?

Would you rather seem like Jar-Jar Binks for the rest of your own life or Siri?

Would you rather lose the capacity to make use of GPS for the rest of your own life or lose the ability to use a debit or credit card?

Would you rather don only Sailor Moon ensembles for the rest of your own life or dress like the cast of Hamilton for the rest of your own life?

Would you rather have the capacity to see every text which wasn’t sent to you or the ability to see every text that is about you?

Would you rather have naked photographs of you leaked on the net but not seen by anyone you understand or inadvertently moon everyone at work during an important meeting?

Would you rather be forced to speak like Donald Trump’s Twitter feed for a year or bingewatch every single episode of The Apprentice?

Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that could record everything?

Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your advice leaked in a medical insurance supplier hack?

Would you rather have Reddit take up percentage of your day or gag take up percentage of your day?

Would you rather eat the Twitter fowl or the World Wildlife Fund panda?

Would you rather always get stuck in traffic or always have a really slow internet connection?

Would you rather have a flying car or have Tbps Internet connection?

Would you rather get picked for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?

Would you rather live in the Pokmon universe but only be able to get one Rattata or live in the Harry Potter universe but be a Squib?

Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an bad name on the road by a stranger?

Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be compelled to only use Kimoji for the rest of your own life?

Would you rather be forced to see your buddies only once per month or lose Twitter followers every month?

Would you rather have unlimited storage space in your iPhone or infinite storage space in real-life?

Would you rather live out the Zola tweet storm in real life or be forced to follow DJ Khaled’s advice for a month?

Would you rather have Google search results for your name mistaken with a convicted killer or a well-known pornstar?

Would you rather give the rest of the web control over your Twitter account or give your mother control over your Tinder account?

Would you rather have every picture on your own phone play as a slideshow for your family or let your grandmother read your text messages with your significant other?

Would you rather be a wildly successful YouTube star who’s accidentally embraced by chan or a uploader everyone respects but no one watches?

Would you rather have the capability to teleport every time you fart or heal any wound by crying at it?

Would you rather have every Tinder match be able to read your other messages or never manage to use computers or smartphones for dating again?

Would you rather be able to speak to your pet or to those who are dead via Facebook messenger?

Would you rather take a glance at your Mother or your Dad’s web history?

Would you rather have male birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for each and every girl?

Would you rather have dogs or cats forever banned from your Instagram feed?

Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised discussion with a Nazi arguing against their points?

Would you rather have a cold three months out of the year or have to see a doctor to get viral marketing out of your head?

Would you rather always use LOL-speak in real life, even at funerals, or only communicate via a string of emoji that pop up over your head?

Would you rather be a loser on The Bachelor or a victor on Jeff Foxworthy’s American Bible Challenge?

Would you rather have your most humiliating moment recorded in a GIF which goes viral or face your greatest fear?

Would you rather never need to improve your computer or never need to update your smartphone?

Would you rather have Batman’s skills, cash, gear, and lifestyle or end crime round the world for good but be poor and unnoticed?

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